9/30/2005

Tom DeLay's Culture of Corruption and Criminality

A quick compendium of invaluable DeLay/Earle related posts around the web. I'll try to keep this updated.

1. History of Tom DeLay's unethical and corrupt activities (Think Progress)

2. Tom DeLay's deception about his role in TRMPAC (Think Progress)

3. The truth about prosecutor Ronnie Earle - who has prosecuted more top Democrats than Republicans (Think Progress)

In fact, Earle is a clean enough guy that he prosecuted himself! As this Washington Post article by Charles Babington points out:

Earle even prosecuted himself in 1983, paying a $212 fine for tardy campaign finance disclosure filings.

NOTE: Billmon also has a link to an Esquire article detaling how Karl Rove's dirty tricks campaign and the ridiculous actions of a judge was key to derailing Earle's valid prosecution of (now GOP Senator) Kay Bailey Hutchinson (R-Corruption). (NOTE: Burnt Orange Report believes Hutchinson was guilty.)

4. The Travis County grand jury is the one that sought DeLay's indictment, not Earle (Billmon)

5. Tom DeLay Exercises His Right To Incriminate Himself (Think Progress)

P.S. Chris Bowers at MyDD suggests a progressive blogosphere "Google bomb" on Ronnie Earle (using the Think Progress link). I am happy to oblige: Ronnie Earle.

If You Liked Joseph McCarthy, You'll Love Steve King...

OK. I’ve known Congressman Steve King was a little loopy ever since he first ran for his Fifth District seat. In a way, however, it was almost a source of entertainment for me to “brag” to my staunchly Republican family in Pennsylvania that while their city was being run by godless, latte-sipping, Volvo-driving leftist democrats, MY congressman was increasingly positioning himself only slightly to the left of such right-wing dictators as Generalissimo Francisco Franco of Spain and Chile’s Augusto Pinochet.

But then came King’s recent vote against the aid package for survivors of Hurricane Katrina, and I thought to myself, “Why the sudden, belated interest in fiscal responsibility?” Couldn’t he have chosen to take a stand earlier, such as over unrestrained spending on Bush’s Iraq Quagmire, or perhaps the bloated Federal Highway Bill of 2005? Just what was King hoping for, except perhaps to score some cheap political points with the extreme right-wing at the expense of America’s poorest and most downtrodden citizens?

Unfortunately, cheap political points seem to be his obsession these days, as witnessed by his recent, and hopelessly pointless, fight to deny formal congressional approval to the naming of a post office in Berkeley, California after a longtime advocate for peace, civil rights, and the elderly. While confidently asserting on the House floor that the ailing, 94 year-old’s record somehow “sets her apart from … the most consistent of American values,” in true Orwellian style King saw no need to detail any specific, verifiable charges against the granddaughter of former slaves. One wonders what about peace, civil rights, and the welfare of the elderly so offended King that he saw need to meddle what was basically a local California affair, anyway.

But what really got me thinking that somebody ought to check Congressman King’s medications ASAP were his characterizations, during subsequent debate, of the late Senator Joseph McCarthy as “a hero for America” and former FBI director J. Edgar Hoover as “a giant.” The alcoholic, bullying, congenitally dishonest McCarthy destroyed countless reputations and careers on the flimsiest of pretexts with his fabrications about purported Communist agents throughout government and industry in early 1950s America. Yet for all of McCarthy’s bluster and dire warnings, his lengthy investigations convicted nary an actual Communist. Is it any wonder the Senator’s name subsequently came to characterize a baseless witch-hunt, as in “McCarthyism?” As for the spying, autocratic, bigoted Hoover, we know that throughout his career he abused his power and the law in pursuing personal vendettas against prominent Americans (typically Democrats) he disliked (such as bugging Martin Luther King Jr.’s hotel rooms or leaking compromising information on Adlai Stevenson during the 1952 presidential campaign).

What next from King? Waxing nostalgic about how Mussolini kept the trains in Italy running on time? God forbid Steve King should want to emulate McCarthy and Hoover! Isn’t being an ignorant yahoo satisfying enough for him?

Peace!
Historian

Krugman: The Way it Is

The Way It Is

Bill Frist, the Senate majority leader, is under investigation by the Securities and Exchange Commission. He sold all his stock in HCA, which his father helped found, just days before the stock plunged. Two years ago, Mr. Frist claimed that he did not even know if he owned HCA stock.

According to a new U.S. government index, the effect of greenhouse gases is up 20 percent since 1990.

Dr. Scott Gottlieb, a 33-year-old Wall Street insider with little experience in regulation but close ties to drug firms, was made a deputy commissioner at the F.D.A. in July. (This story, picked up by Time magazine, was originally reported by Alicia Mundy of The Seattle Times.)

The Artic ice cap is shrinking at an alarming rate.

Two of the three senior positions at the Occupational Safety and Health Administration are vacant. The third is held by Jonathan Snare, a former lobbyist. Texans for Public Justice, a watchdog group, reports that he worked on efforts to keep ephedra, a dietary supplement that was banned by the F.D.A., legal.

According to France's finance minister, Alan Greenspan told him that the United States had "lost control" of its budget deficit.

David Safavian is a former associate of Jack Abramoff, the recently indicted lobbyist. Mr. Safavian oversaw U.S. government procurement policy at the White House Office of Management and Budget until his recent arrest.

When Senator James Inhofe, who has called scientific research on global warming "a gigantic hoax," called a hearing to attack that research, his star witness was Michael Crichton, the novelist.

Mr. Safavian is charged with misrepresenting his connections with lobbyists - specifically, Mr. Abramoff - while working at the General Services Administration. A key event was a lavish golfing trip to Scotland in 2002, mostly paid for by a charity Mr. Abramoff controlled. Among those who went on the trip was Representative Bob Ney of Ohio.

It's not possible to attribute any one weather event to global warming. But climate models show that global warming will lead to increased hurricane intensity, and some research indicates that this is already occurring.

Tyco paid $2 million, most going to firms controlled by Mr. Abramoff, as part of its successful effort to preserve tax advantages it got from shifting its legal home to Bermuda. Timothy Flanigan, a general counsel at Tyco, has been nominated for the second-ranking Justice Department post.

In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans is awash in soldiers and police. Nonetheless, the Federal Emergency Management Agency has hired Blackwater USA, a private security firm with strong political connections, to provide armed guards.

Mr. Abramoff was indicted last month on charges of fraud relating to his purchase of SunCruz, a casino boat operation. Mr. Ney inserted comments in the Congressional Record attacking SunCruz's original owner, Konstantinos "Gus" Boulis, placing pressure on him to sell to Mr. Abramoff and his partner, Adam Kidan, and praised Mr. Kidan's character.

James Schmitz, who resigned as the Pentagon's inspector general amid questions about his performance, has been hired as Blackwater's chief operating officer.

Last week three men were arrested in connection with the gangland-style murder of Mr. Boulis. SunCruz, after it was controlled by Mr. Kidan and Mr. Abramoff, paid a company controlled by one of the men arrested, Anthony "Big Tony" Moscatiello, and his daughter $145,000 for catering and other work. In court documents, questions are raised about whether food and drink were ever provided. SunCruz paid $95,000 to a company in which one of the other men arrested, Anthony "Little Tony" Ferrari, is a principal.

Iraq's oil production remains below prewar levels. The Los Angeles Times reports that mistakes by U.S. officials and a Halliburton subsidiary, which was given large no-bid reconstruction contracts, may have permanently damaged Iraq's oilfields.

Tom DeLay, who stepped down as House majority leader after his indictment, once called Mr. Abramoff "one of my closest and dearest friends." Mr. Abramoff funneled funds from clients to conservative institutions and causes. The Washington Post reported that associates of Mr. DeLay claim that he severed the relationship after Mr. Boulis's murder.

Public health experts warn that the U.S. would be dangerously unprepared for an avian flu pandemic.

As Walter Cronkite used to say, That's the way it is.

9/29/2005

DeLay and Frist

DeLay, now Frist. Could it get any better for the Grand Ol’ Party. I love it how Republicans say they pride themselves in their morals and lovely stuff like that. What hypocrites. Excuse me fellas, do you have any morals. Obviously not because you knew it was wrong. Now, we don’t know for sure if Frist is going to be found guilty, but it is a good chance he might. Seriously, why would they want to drag their party in turmoil? I’ve always heard that for every Democratic crook (oh how I wish there weren’t any) there are two Republican crooks. Did these guys think they were above the law? Did they not think they could get caught? Palease. I know the guilty and accused in this instance probably are saying, “Well I didn’t mean for this to happen. I didn’t know I was doing anything wrong.” Right. They’re just trying to cheat to get a little ahead. Well, the plan backfired. Yeah, the Elephants might be the majority, but you can’t escape the law. Least Democrats can say, “Hey least we aren’t putting our support through stuff like this.” One would think that the Red would learn a little something from a man they called Richard Nixon, but nah I guess not. How the Reds going to redeem themselves this time?

~demgem


Dubya's Favorite Nicknames

From NNDB "Tracking the World"
a database of nicknames that our perpetual fratboy GW Bush uses:

Nicknames granted by President George W. Bush.

Joe Allbaugh
Big Country
Fred Barnes
Barney
Max Baucus
Maxie
Tony Blair
Landslide
Barbara Boxer
Ali
Martha Brant
Martita
Michael D. Brown
Brownie
Frank Bruni
Pancho
George H.W. Bush
Poppy
George W. Bush
Dubya, Bushie
Laura Bush
Bushie
Carl Cameron
Camarones
Andrew Card
Tangent Man
Paul Cellucci
Cellooch
Dick Cheney
Big Time
Jean Chrétien
Dino (as in Dinosaur)
Susan Collins
Sweet Susan
John Cornyn
Corndog
Candy Crowley
Dulce
Mitch Daniels
The Blade
Tom Davis
T.D.
John Dickerson
Dick
Maureen Dowd
Cobra
Dianne Feinstein
Frazier
Barney Frank
Sabretooth
Bill Frist
Fristy
Rich Galen
Richie
Alberto Gonzales
Fredo
David Gregory
Little Stretch
Stephen Hadley
Hads
Dennis Hastert
Speak
Pete Hoekstra
Pedro
Karen Hughes
High Prophet, The Enforcer, Hurricane Karen
Tim Hutchinson
Hutch
David Jackson
Action Jackson
Lee Jackson
Action Jackson
Ted Kennedy
Senator
Pete King
Pedro
Mort Kondracke
Morton
Dennis Kucinich
Mayor
Dick Kyle
Stretch
Ken Lay
Kenny Boy
Larry Lindsey
Thunderbolt Lindsey
Mitch McConnell
Mitchie
Mark McKinnon
M-Cat
George Miller
El Grande Jorge
Ben Nelson
Nellie, Benny, Benator
Colin Powell
Balloonfoot
Vladimir Putin
Pootie-Poot
Condoleezza Rice
Guru
Karl Rove
Boy Genius, Turd Blossom
John Rowland
Johnny
Bill Sammon
Super Stretch
Olympia Snowe
The Big O
John Sweeney
Congressman Kick-Ass
George Tenet
Brother George
Tommy Thompson
Double T
Fred Upton
Freddo
Ann Veneman
Bullets
Paul Wellstone
Pablo
George Will
The Commissioner
Patricia Wilson
Outback Woman
Robert Zoellick
The Adding Machine

9/28/2005

It's a Republican Thing

9/25/2005

Why we Have to get the Troops Out of Iraq

Professor Juan Cole is an internationally recognised expert on the Middle East and is Professor of History at the University of Michigan. His blog "Informed Comment" is truly that -- and is widely read around the world.


Why we Have to get the Troops Out of Iraq

The hundreds of thousands of protesters who came out throughout the world on Saturday were demanding a US and British withdrawal from Iraq.

The protesters are right that we have to get US ground troops out of Iraq.

The issue is not the rights and wrongs of the war. There were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. There was no nuclear program, and the mushroom clouds with which Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice menaced us were figments of their fevered imaginations, no more substantial than the hateful internal voices that afflict schizophrenics.

But that is not a reason to get the ground troops out now.

The issue is not the lack of operational cooperation between the secular, socialist, Arab nationalist Baath Party of Iraq and the religious fanatics of al-Qaeda. There was no such operational involvement. Khalid Sheikh Mohammad and Abu Zubaydah were captured before the Iraq War, and told their American interrogators that al-Qaeda had refused to cooperate with Saddam Hussein. The Bush administration deliberately hid this crucial information from the American people, and puzzled US intelligence officials who knew about it were astounded to see Cheney and others continually go on television and assert that Saddam and Bin Laden were in cahoots in the build-up to the war.

But that is not a reason to get the ground troops out now.

That US soldiers are dying in Iraq, with the number approaching 2,000, is a tragedy. But it is not in and of itself a reason to get the troops out of Iraq. We lost some 1700 at Guam alone in World War II. The question is whether a war is worth fighting, not its human toll, since a much worse human toll may result from giving up the fight (if the US could have launched D-Day in 1940, the Holocaust might never have happened).

So that is not a reason to get the ground troops out now.

The first reason to get the ground troops out now is that they are being fatally brutalized by their own treatment of Iraqi prisoners. Abu Ghraib was horrific, and we who are not in Congress or the Department of Defense have still only seen a fraction of the photographs of it that exist. Sy Hersh learned of rapes, some of them documented. Human Rights Watch has documented further prisoner abuse by US troops in Iraq. Sometimes the troops just go in and break arms or legs out of frustration. It has long been obvious that the Abu Ghraib scandal was only the tip of the iceberg, and that the abusive practices were allowed and encouraged by Rumsfeld and high officers, and weren't some aberration among a few corporals. (Even Senator Frist may be involved in a cover-up of the torture.) There is also no reason to think that the abuses have ceased. The denials of the US military, based on its own internal investigations (which apparently involve looking at official reports filed and talking to officers in charge) are pretty pitiful. The brutalization of the US military and of its prisoners is a brutalization of the entire American public. It is an undermining of the foundational values of the Republic. We cannot remain Americans and continue to behave this way routinely. The some 15,000 Iraqis in American custody are all by now undying enemies of the United States. Some proportion of them started out that way but perhaps could have been won over. Some of the detainees were probably just in the wrong place at the wrong time. After a time in US prison camps, they will hate us forever. And they know where thousands of tons of hidden munitions are.

The second reason is that the ground troops are not accomplishing the mission given them, and are making things worse rather than better.

When Saddam Hussein first fell, the Sunni Arab elites were mostly quiet, and were waiting to see what their relations with the US would be like. Fallujah was less troublesome than Shiite Najaf in the first weeks of April. But the US insisted on garrisoning troops in a local school, which alarmed parents that their children might be endangered. They mounted a demonstration, and green US troops panicked and shot 17 civilian demonstrators. That began a feud between the clans to which the dead belonged and the US army, which, in the way of feuds, grew over time. By March of 2004, anti-American feeling was so virulent that crowds attacked, killed and mutilated four private security guards, one of them a South African. George W. Bush took the attack personally, and ordered an assault on Fallujah. (Norman Mailer thinks the Iraq War is about white guys making it clear that brown guys are not going to be allowed to lay a glove on them.) The spring attack on Fallujah, however, was extremely unpopular among Iraqis, and members of the US-appointed Interim Governing Council began resigning or threatening to resign. Even the Shiites in Kufa sent aid. The US backed off Fallujah.

In summer of 2003, there had been a growing, low-intensity guerrilla conflict in the Sunni Arab areas. But large areas were relatively quiet, including the city of Mosul (with a population of about a million). A lot of Sunnis were still on the fence.

Then after Bush won reelection, in November of 2004, Bush sent the Marines into Fallujah. He emptied a city of 300,000, turning the residents into refugees and the homeless no less surely than the hurricanes have done to the inhabitants of New Orleans more recently. The American assault damaged 2/3s of the buildings in Fallujah and left it a ghost town. In the past few months, some Fallujans have been allowed to return, and a few neighborhoods are functioning (shown, like the facade in the Jim Carrey vehicle, The Truman Show, to gullible Western journalists as evidence that everything is hunky dory). Other Fallujans are living in tents atop the rubble of their former homes. There are still bombings and daily mortar fire in the area. I noted an Aljazeerah report of a mortar shell falling near a US position not so long ago, and asked here why the US press did not report it. Someone with a relative serving in the US military in that area wrote to say that they take mortar fire all the time and it was unremarkable. The propaganda line was that "Fallujah is the safest city in Iraq." But US troops have been killed there not so long ago, and the slogan is clearly not true.

The reaction among the Sunni Arabs to the Fallujah campaign was immediate and explosive. They mounted large-scale urban revolts and rebellions virtually everywhere. Ramadi, Samarra, Qaim, Heet, you name it. The coup de grace was Mosul. Some 4,000 Iraqi policemen abruptly resigned. Masked men appeared on the streets and set up checkpoints. Mosul went over to the guerrilla movement, and substantial portions of it are still unstable.

Mosul contains about a fifth of the Sunni Arabs! It had been quiet. It was a model, under Gen. Petraeus. Now it had exploded. It became unsafe.

The Great Sunni Arab Revolt of November-December 2004 was a direct result of the Fallujah campaign.

It was a disaster, and not just on security grounds. The Great Revolt made it impossible for the Sunni Arabs to participate in the January 30, 2005 elections. Their areas were too insecure, or too sullen, to vote. The Iraqi Islamic Party, a Sunni group descended from the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood, had announced a slate of 275 candidates for parliament. They were withdrawn. The cooperation vanished.

The Sunni Arabs only managed to elect 17 deputies to the Parliament on Jan. 30, out of 275 seats. Three of the 17 were gifts from the major Shiite coalition (which led the more hard line Sunnis to decline to cooperate with those 3). The Sunni Arabs were virtually absent. Who was present? The election was won by the religious Shiite parties, especially the Da`wa and the Supreme Council for Islamic Revolution in Iraq. Even the Sadrists, most of whom were lukewarm about involvement in politics under Occupation, had more deputies than did the Sunnis! The Shiite religious parties despise the ex-Baathists (i.e. most of the Sunnis). The other winners were the Kurds, who wanted to safeguard their semi-autonomy and if anything hated the Sunni Arabs more than did the religious Shiites.

And now the elected parliament drafted the constitution. The Sunni Arabs were included in the negotiations, rather as an eccentric uncle might receive a half-hearted invitation to stay for dinner, but would then be politely ignored, as he twittered on about some conspiracy theory, or sometimes greeted with giggles by the ruder children.

The constitution that was fashioned by the religious Shiites and the Kurds unsurprisingly contains all sorts of goodies for Shiites and Kurds, but cuts the Sunni Arabs permanently out of the deal. Substantial proportions of the oil income will stay in the provinces (i.e. Kurdistan and the Shiite South) rather than going to Baghdad. All future oil fields that are discovered and developed will be the sole property of the provincial confederation in which they are found. Most such likely fields are in the Shiite areas. (There are rumors of a field off Fallujah, but it is not a sure thing).

All the major Sunni Arab organizations and respected political and clerical figures have come out against the constitution.

In the meantime, the US has now attacked another Sunni city, this time the Turkmen stronghold of Tal Afar. In the continued "scorched earth" policy of the US military in the Sunni areas, a joint US/ Iraqi (mostly Kurdish) force appears to have levelled entire neighborhoods in Tal Afar, a northern Turkmen city, making most of its 200,000 inhabitants refugees living in squalid tent camps or with friends and relatives elsewhere. The operation yielded relatively few arrested terrorists. There is a news blackout on Tal Afar imposed by the US and the Iraqi authorities. This move is draconian and anyway unnecessary, since the American cable news channels have already imposed a global news blackout in favor of playing "Weather Channel" 24/7. Members of a Red Crescent delegation reached Tal Afar, but had their cell phones confiscated, were told to distribute aid in a remote and little known part of the city, and ended up mainly giving help to the displaced persons in their tent settlements: ' Hasan Bal, a member of the Red Crescent team that went to Tal Afar, stressed that theirs was a very difficult mission. ''The people and especially the children in Tal Afar are living in miserable conditions. Their conditions are indescribable. It is practically impossible not to cry for them,'' noted Bal. '

Basically, if all the US military in Iraq is capable of is operations like Fallujah and Tal Afar, then they really need to get out of the country quick before they drive the whole country, and the region, into chaos.

Even as they are chasing after shadows in dusty border towns, the US military is allowing much of Baghdad to fall into the hands of the guerrillas.

And that is why we have to get the ground troops out. Counter-insurgency has to have both a military and a political track. Even as the enemy is being pressed, you have to reach out to the civilian leadership and try to draw them into a truce.

The US military has had no political successes in the Sunni Arab areas. Mosul and some parts of Baghdad could have been pointed to in summer of 2004. In summer of 2005, these earlier successes have evaporated like a desert mirage toward which thirsty soldiers race.

The situation in the Sunni Arab areas was worse in summer of 2004 than it had been in summer of 2003. It is worse in the summer of 2005 than it had been in 2004. Even the Iraqi political groupings that had earlier been willing to cooperate with the US boycotted the Jan. 30 elections and are now assiduously working to defeat the new constitution.

Things in the Sunni Arab areas are getting worse, not better.

I conclude that the presence of the US ground troops is making things worse, not better.

Let's get them out, now, before they destroy any more cities, create any more hundreds of thousands of internally displaced persons, provoke any more ethnic hatreds by installing Shiite police in Fallujah or Kurdish troops in Turkmen Tal Afar. They are sowing a vast whirlwind, a desert sandstorm of Martian proportions, which future generations of Americans and Iraqis will reap.

The ground troops must come out. Now. For the good of Iraq. For the good of America.

9/22/2005

Why Did the Post Bury This Important Story?

Where Stories Go to Die: Page A23

Okay, you tell us if this isn't big news. Look at this lede from the back pages of the Washington Post today:

"The Pentagon has no accurate knowledge of the cost of military operations in Iraq, Afghanistan or the fight against terrorism, limiting Congress's ability to oversee spending, the Government Accountability Office concluded in a report released yesterday."

It's almost hard to believe, but with the Pentagon budget ballooning more than six-fold in the past three years -- from $11 billion in 2002 to a projected $71 billion in 2005 -- "neither DOD nor Congress can reliably know how much the war is costing and details of how appropriated funds are being spent," according to the GAO's report.

Among other problems, the report found that in 2004 the Pentagon overstated by $2.1 billion the cost of mobilizing army reservists. The GAO also found what they called "inadvertent double accounting" by the Navy and Marine Corps from November 2004 to April 2005, amounting to almost $1.8 billion.

According to the Post, the report has the number of inaccuracies "totaling billions of dollars."

We have two questions.

Why does this story get buried on A23?

More important, why was the Post the only paper to write about the report at all? With worries mounting daily about how to responsibly fund the reconstruction of New Orleans and other Gulf Coast cities, shouldn't pressure be applied on the government to account for all its expenditures? How does the press let such a damning report fall by the wayside, when it could be the trigger for more thorough accounting?

Perhaps newspaper editors have become insensitive to the idea of a few billion dollars misplaced or, worse, just missing. But from the looks of things down south, with New Orleans in ruins and Hurricane Rita barreling toward land with 165 mph winds, the federal government is going to need every cent it can find.

--Gal Beckerman
(From CJR Daily)

Politics is Poker

Politics as poker. The Democratic leadership could take a lesson from David Mamet...

Excerpts from an op ed piece the playwright wrote for the L.A. Times:

One needs to know but three words to play poker: call, raise or fold.

Fold means keep the money, I'm out of the hand; call means to match your opponents' bet. That leaves raise, which is the only way to win at poker. The raiser puts his opponent on the defensive, seizing the initiative. Initiative is only important if one wants to win.

The Republicans, like the perpetual raiser at the poker table, became increasingly bold as the Democrats signaled their absolute reluctance to seize the initiative.

[snip]

Control of the initiative is control of the battle. In the alley, at the poker table or in politics. One must raise. The American public chose Bush over Kerry in 2004. How, the undecided electorate rightly wondered, could one believe that Kerry would stand up for America when he could not stand up to Bush? A possible response to the Swift boat veterans would have been: "I served. He didn't. I didn't bring up the subject, but, if all George Bush has to show for his time in the Guard is a scrap of paper with some doodling on it, I say the man was a deserter."

This would have been a raise. Here the initiative has been seized, and the opponent must now fume and bluster and scream unfair. In combat, in politics, in poker, there is no certainty; there is only likelihood, and the likelihood is that aggression will prevail.

One may sit at the poker table all night and never bet and still go home broke, having anted away one's stake.

The Democrats are anteing away their time at the table. They may be bold and risk defeat, or be passive and ensure it.

9/15/2005

How is This Different for Bush?

ABC News "The Note" asks this question:

"How is the situation President Bush faces tonight different than on all other nights since 9/11?":

He has never seen his poll numbers take this kind of hit among Republicans before.

He has never seen his poll numbers on "strong leader" and "can handle a crisis" take such a hit before.

He has never seen his efforts to build the Republican Party among African-Americans be so thoroughly undermined before.

He has never been rolled by Nancy Pelosi before.

He has never been without Dr. Rice or Ambassador Hughes down the hall during a crisis before.

He has never had two open-ended spending commitments of tens of billions of dollars before.

He has never had to take "responsibility" for such death-infused tragedy before.

He has never had to rethink whether he has put fully qualified people in critical jobs before.

He has never had so many well-meaning Republican strategists and Administration aides whole-heartedly agreeing that the White House was too slow off the mark in dealing with a crisis before.

He has never had to dial back on his view that "it's also important for me to go on with my life, to keep a balanced life" -- at least in public -- before.

He has never had to be dependent on an inexperienced Democratic governor of a poor state for his own political health before.

He has never faced the possibility of long-term blame for something (the rebuilding of New Orleans and other devastated areas) that is to a large extent beyond his control -- and which he will say tonight should be left largely to the choices of local people -- before.

He has never had to be so deeply self-conscious about tossing off sarcastic remarks, half-baked cracks, and casual comments before.

He has never been so denied the cushion of his nonchalant confidence and relaxed superiority before.

He has never been perceived as such a potential liability by others in his party looking to hold their seats before.

He has never lacked The Other -- an enemy to demonize and to contrast with himself and his policies in the eyes of the media and the public before.

9/14/2005

Don't Cry for Me, Katrina

Don’t Cry for Me, Katrina

As Democrats, let’s be careful not to fall into the trap of trying to make use of the tragedy of Katrina to score cheap political points against the Bush administration. Really, there’s no need to point out the administration’s failings, which were both legion AND highly visible thanks to extensive press coverage. The Bush spin-machine, in its attempts to absolve itself of blame for its fatally slow response to the disaster, will likely come off as increasingly shrill and petty. Why risk portraying Democrats as equally self-serving?

No, it strikes me as a better strategy to instead emphasize the disastrous economic policies of the Bush administration (which themselves are now inextricably linked to the Katrina disaster). Here we have an administration that, in its pandering to the very wealthiest, as well as its throwing money down the bottomless pit of the Iraq War, has potentially robbed the country of the wherewithal to ride out the dire economic consequences of an unexpected crisis such as Hurricane Katrina.

Even before Hurricane Katrina hit, the U.S. Congress was on a budget-busting spending spree of unprecedented scope. As David Broder reported in a recent column (9/12/05) in the Sioux City Journal, the Bush administration has quietly presided over Congress’ running up “a stunning $3 trillion in additional debt in [the past] four years”! Meanwhile, the tab for the Iraq War grows exponentially, with no visible end in sight. As a recent mailing from the American Friends Service Committee estimates, EVERY single household in America is currently liable for about $1500 in Iraq War-related expenses. That figure is likely to at least double before war’s end.

Economics, too, help explain the unprecedented tragedy of Katrina. As we now know all too well, it “pays” to be wealthy in America in times of disaster. The vast majority of those who suffered most in Katrina’s wake were the economically disadvantaged: persons who could not afford to leave the affected areas, and persons whose limited life circumstances and lack of experience made it psychologically difficult to leave the neighborhoods that traditionally represented comfort and security for them. It should therefore not escape notice that the two states most devastated by Katrina – Mississippi (at 17.9%) and Louisiana (at 16.9%) – ranked third and fifth, respectively, in terms of the states with the highest poverty levels in 2003 (U.S. Census Bureau, 2004).

In fact, shouldn’t it outrage Americans just as much as the Administration’s fumbling of hurricane relief that the OFFICIAL poverty rate in America in 2003 was a lamentable 12.5 percent (an increase over 2002’s 12.1%)? Moreover, the U.S. Census Bureau in its 2004 report noted that 15.3 million Americans were living in “severe poverty,” which means household incomes at below half the official poverty line ($18, 810 for a family of four, for example). This not only represented an increase over the previous year, but it was the highest number recorded since such data first became available in 1975! As if that weren’t bad enough, the number of children living in poverty in George Bush’s “compassionate conservative” America continues to rise, with nearly 1 in 5 children languishing at the bottommost rungs of the economic ladder in 2003.

The most important duty of any government is to insure the safety and security of its citizenry. A government that cannot do so forfeits its claim to legitimacy. The Bush administration dropped the ball on 9/11, but famously promised to improve matters. Katrina has now given the lie to the Bush administration’s pricy anti-terrorism/disaster relief programs. Meanwhile, throughout the Bush administration’s tenure, the social safety net for the very poorest Americans has been allowed to erode steadily and with little notice … until today. If we as Democrats cannot now step up to the plate as vocal and fearless defenders of the poor against Bush-inspired Republican giveaways to the rich, then perhaps we ought to no longer pretend to be the party of FDR and of selfless idealism.

Peace!
Historian

Thomas Friedman on Bush's Many Failures

Tom Friedman in the New York Times, September 13, 2005:

"...The discipline that the cold war imposed on America, by contrast, seems to have faded. Last year, we cut the National Science Foundation budget, while indulging absurd creationist theories in our schools and passing pork-laden energy and transportation bills in the middle of an energy crisis.

We let the families of the victims of 9/11 redesign our intelligence organizations, and our president and Congress held a midnight session about the health care of one woman, Terri Schiavo, while ignoring the health crisis of 40 million uninsured. Our economy seems to be fueled lately by either suing each other or selling each other houses. Our government launched a war in Iraq without any real plan for the morning after, and it cut taxes in the middle of that war, ensuring that future generations would get the bill.

Speaking of Katrina, Sumiko Tan, a columnist for the Sunday edition of The Straits Times in Singapore, wrote: "We were shocked at what we saw. Death and destruction from natural disaster is par for the course. But the pictures of dead people left uncollected on the streets, armed looters ransacking shops, survivors desperate to be rescued, racial divisions - these were truly out of sync with what we'd imagined the land of the free to be, even if we had encountered homelessness and violence on visits there. ... If America becomes so unglued when bad things happen in its own backyard, how can it fulfill its role as leader of the world?"

Janadas Devan, a Straits Times columnist, tried to explain to his Asian readers how the U.S. is changing. "Today's conservatives," he wrote, "differ in one crucial aspect from yesterday's conservatives: the latter believed in small government, but believed, too, that a country ought to pay for all the government that it needed.

"The former believe in no government, and therefore conclude that there is no need for a country to pay for even the government that it does have. ... [But] it is not only government that doesn't show up when government is starved of resources and leached of all its meaning. Community doesn't show up either, sacrifice doesn't show up, pulling together doesn't show up, 'we're all in this together' doesn't show up."

9/12/2005

Good, crisp decision

From Daily Kos

Mon Sep 12th, 2005 at 11:27:29 PDT

Justifying a five-week vacation, a petulant Bush said:

I think the people want the president to be in a position to make good, crisp decisions and to stay healthy.

Then Katrina hit, and we saw what "good, crisp decisions", Bush-style, looked like. Not very good, not very crisp. Like when he claimed that no one had anticipated breeching of the levees, even though everyone had anticipated that very breech. Now, he's trying to explain his earlier ignorance.

What I was referring to is this: When that storm came by, a lot of people said we dodged a bullet. When that storm came through at first, people said, Whew. There was a sense of relaxation. And that's what I was referring to.

And I myself thought we had dodged a bullet. You know why? Because I was listening to people probably over the airwaves say, The bullet has been dodged. And that was what I was referring to.

Of course, there were plans in case the levee had been breached. There was a sense of relaxation at a critical moment.

What the heck is he talking about? Now I know the sycophants on the Right will all nod on cue and applaud their infallible president's clear explanation. But really, "sense of relaxation?" "Dodged a bullet?" Aravosis has compiled the headlines screaming at us while Bush was feeling a "sense of relaxation":

I don't see any that claim, "whew, we dodged a bullet." Now, I can picture Chertoff, Brown, and Bush sitting around a table giving each other high-fives telling each other about that dodged bullet. But back in the real world, everyone outside of the Administration knew things were catastrophic, and no one, outside the administration, felt a "sense of relaxation".

No one.

9/11/2005

Cover-up: toxic waters 'will make New Orleans unsafe for a decade'

Cover-up: toxic waters 'will make New Orleans unsafe for a decade'

By Geoffrey Lean, Environment Correspondent

Published: 11 September 2005

Toxic chemicals in the New Orleans flood waters will make the city unsafe for full human habitation for a decade, a US government official has told The Independent on Sunday. And, he added, the Bush administration is covering up the danger.

In an exclusive interview, Hugh Kaufman, an expert on toxic waste and responses to environmental disasters at the US Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), said the way the polluted water was being pumped out was increasing the danger to health.

The pollution was far worse than had been admitted, he said, because his agency was failing to take enough samples and was refusing to make public the results of those it had analysed. "Inept political hacks" running the clean-up will imperil the health of low-income migrant workers by getting them to do the work.

His intervention came as President Bush's approval ratings fell below 40 per cent for the first time. Yesterday, Britain's Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, turned the screw by criticising the US President's opposition to the Kyoto protocol on global warming. He compared New Orleans to island nations such as the Maldives, which are threatened by rising sea levels. Other US sources spelt out the extent of the danger from one of America's most polluted industrial areas, known locally as "Cancer Alley". The 66 chemical plants, refineries and petroleum storage depots churn out 600m lb of toxic waste each year. Other dangerous substances are in site storage tanks or at the port of New Orleans. No one knows how much pollution has escaped through damaged plants and leaking pipes into the "toxic gumbo" now drowning the city. Mr Kaufman says no one is trying to find out.

Few people are better qualified to judge the extent of the problem. Mr Kaufman, who has been with the EPA since it was founded 35 years ago, helped to set up its hazardous waste programme. After serving as chief investigator to the EPA's ombudsman, he is now senior policy analyst in its Office of Solid Wastes and Emergency Response. He said the clean-up needed to be "the most massive public works exercise ever done", adding: "It will take 10 years to get everything up and running and safe."

Mr Kaufman claimed the Bush administration was playing down the need for a clean-up: the EPA has not been included in the core White House group tackling the crisis. "Its budget has been cut and inept political hacks have been put in key positions," Mr Kaufman said. "All the money for emergency response has gone to buy guns and cowboys - which don't do anything when a hurricane hits. We were less prepared for this than we would have been on 10 September 2001."

He said the water being pumped out of the city was not being tested for pollution and would damage Lake Pontchartrain and the Mississippi river, and endanger people using it downstream.

Bill Maher: New Rules

Bill Maher 9/9/05

NEW RULE:

America must recall the President. That's what this country needs--a good old-fashioned, California-style recall election, complete with Gary Coleman, porno actresses and action-film stars.

And just like Arnold Schwarzenegger's predecessor here in California, George Bush is now so unpopular, he must defend his job against, oh, let's say--Russell Crowe! In fact, at this point, I want a leader who will throw a phone at somebody. In fact, let's have only phone throwers--Naomi Campbell can be the Vice President.

Now I kid, but seriously, Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you anymore. There's no more money to spend--you've used up all of that. You can't start another war, because you've also used up the Army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare--helping poor people.

Listen to your mom: the cupboard's bare, the credit card's maxed out and no one's speaking to you--Mission Accomplished! Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service, and the oil company, and the baseball team. It's time to move on and try the next fantasy job; how about cowboy or spaceman?

Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying that there are so many things that you, as President, could involve yourself in: Please don't. I know, I know, there's a lot left to do: There's a war with Venezuela; eliminating the sales tax on yachts; turning the space program over to the church, and Social Security to Fannie Mae; and giving embryos the vote.

But, sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty President, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis to rising water and snakes.

On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the city of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky!

I'm not saying you don't love this country; I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.

So, yes, God does speak to you, and what He's saying is: "Take a hint."

9/09/2005

It Just Ain't Right

I sure wish people wouldn't post photos like these on the Internet - they give you the wrong idea about our Dear Leader.



"Freedom March" Will be Fenced In

Pentagon "Freedom March" Will Be Fenced In, Require Preregistration... Entire Park Police Force Ready, Threats Of Arrest...

Organizers of the Pentagon's 9/11 memorial Freedom Walk on Sunday are taking extraordinary measures to control participation in the march and concert, with the route fenced off and lined with police and the event closed to anyone who does not register online by 4:30 p.m. today.

The march, sponsored by the Department of Defense, will wend its way from the Pentagon to the Mall along a route that has not been specified but will be lined with four-foot-high snow fencing to keep it closed and "sterile," said Allison Barber, deputy assistant secretary of defense.

Compounded Tragedy

What compounds the tragedy of Hurricance Katrina is the unforgiveable federal response -- a response so bad it cost people their lives. Yes, local and state officials could have done better planning beforehand. But that is a pretty complicated issue. Whether the federal response was adequate is a lot simpler. It wasn't.

So why blame President Bush? Because this is the most political administration in history. How capable you are doesn't matter. What matters is that you are a political crony of Bush and Rove, Inc. That's why Michael Brown ended up leading FEMA, which the Bush Administration reduced from Cabinet-level status and made it part of the Department of Homeland Security. Brown's qualifications? He spent 11 years as the commissioner of judges and stewards for the International Arabian Horse Association. The Boston Herald reports that Brown was asked to resign from the job after a series of lawsuits alleging supervision failures.

While this reads like a Saturday Night Live skit, the consequences could not be more profound. This jackass cost lives. And who's responsible? Bush. Past presidents rewarded political activists but not by appointing incompetent ones to critical jobs like leading FEMA. Presidential historian Robert Dallek tells USA Today that Bush's shortcomings include "surrounding himself with men based not on their expertise but on rewarding political associates." Then again, if Bush had to rise through life on his qualifications and not on his father's name, he would have never amounted to anything.

In my mind, appointing inexperienced political hacks to run FEMA is an impeachable offense. But it's not something new for this president. The Coalition Provisional Authority created to run Iraq after the mission was "accomplished" was stocked with similar GOP activists. Gee, could that have been partly why rebuilding the country and the post-war period was such a disaster? These guys are more concerned with "image" than results. Note that Brown's memo after the hurricane hit mentions how the response could help the agency's image.

And, could it be that the only reason the response to September 11th was as good as it was comes down to two words -- Rudy Giuliani? A man who may be an ass at times, but also a man who can lead, who takes charge, takes responsibility and knew federal officials would be of little help, including the President.

George Lakoff on What We SHOULD Learn From Katrina

The Post-Katrina Era

By George Lakoff
Posted on September 6, 2005, Printed on September 7, 2005
http://www.alternet.org/story/25099/

It is impossible for me, as it is for most Americans, to watch the horror and suffering from Hurricane Katrina and not feel physically sore, pained, bereft, empty, heartbroken. And angry.

The Katrina tragedy should become a watershed in American politics. This was when the usually invisible people suddenly appeared in all the anguish of their lives -- the impoverished, the old, the infirm, the kids and the low-wage workers with no cars, TVs or credit cards. They showed up on America's doorsteps, entered the living rooms and stayed. Katrina will not go away soon, and she has the power to change America.

The moral of Katrina is mostly being missed. It is not just a failure of execution (William Kristol), or that bad things just happen (Laura Bush). It was not just indifference by the President, or a lack of accountability, or a failure of federal-state communication, or corrupt appointments in FEMA, or the cutting of budgets for fixing levees, or the inexcusable absence of the National Guard off in Iraq. It was all of these and more, but they are the effects, not the cause.

The cause was political through and through -- a matter of values and principles. The progressive-liberal values are America's values, and we need to go back to them. The heart of progressive-liberal values is simple: empathy (caring about and for people) and responsibility (acting responsibly on that empathy). These values translate into a simple principle: Use the common wealth for the common good to better all our lives. In short, promoting the common good is the central role of government.

The right-wing conservatives now in power have the opposite values and principles. Their main value is Rely on individual discipline and initiative. The central principle: Government has no useful role. The only common good is the sum of individual goods. It's the difference between We're all in this together and You're on your own, buddy. It's the difference between Every citizen is entitled to protection and You're only entitled to what you can afford. It's the difference between connection and separation. It is this difference in moral and political philosophy that lies behind the tragedy of Katrina.

A lack of empathy and responsibility accounts for Bush's indifference and the government's delay in response, as well as the failure to plan for the security of the most vulnerable: the poor, the infirm, the aged, the children.

Eliminating as much as possible of the role of government accounts for the demotion of FEMA from cabinet rank, for Michael Brown's view that FEMA was a federal entitlement program to be cut, for the budget cuts in levee repair, for placing more responsibility on state and local government than they could handle, for the failure to fully employ the military, and for the lax regulation of toxic waste dumps contributing to a "toxic stew."

This was not just incompetence (though there was plenty of it), not just a natural disaster (though nature played its part), not just Bush (though he is accountable). This is a failure of moral and political philosophy -- a deadly failure. That is the deep truth behind this human tragedy, humanly caused.

It is a truth that needs to be told, starting now -- over and over. There can be no delay. The Bush administration is busy framing it in its own way: bad things just happen, it's no one's fault; the federal government did the best it could -- the problem was at the state and local level; we'll rebuild and everything will be okay; the people being shipped out will have better lives elsewhere, and jobs in Wal-Mart!

Unless the real truth is told starting now, the American people will accept it for lack of an alternative. The Democratic response so far is playing right into Bush's framing. By delaying a response for fear it will be called "partisan," the Democratic leadership is allowing Bush to frame the tragedy. And once it is framed, it is hard to reframe! It is time to start now.

Hurricane Katrina should also form the context in which to judge whether John Roberts is fit to be chief justice of the United States Supreme Court. The reason is simple: The Katrina Tragedy raises the most central issues of moral and political principles that will govern the future of this country. Katrina stands to be even more traumatic to America than 9/11. The failure of conservative principles in the Katrina Tragedy should, in the post-Katrina era, invalidate those principles -- and it should invalidate the right of George Bush to foist them on the country for the next 30 years.

John Roberts, as chief justice of a conservative court, would have enormous powers to impose on the nation those invalid principles. Do not be fooled by the arguments of "strict construction," "narrow interpretation" and the avoidance of "judicial activism" that will be brought forth in the hearings. What Roberts is brilliant at is the use of "narrow interpretations" to have maximal causal effect. Narrow interpretation, in his hands, can serve the purpose of radical conservative judicial activism.

Consider a small example, the Case of the Hapless Toad. The Constitution empowers Congress to regulate "commerce ... among the several states." This clause has been interpreted by the Court to make it the constitutional basis for much of civil rights legislation and all major environmental laws.

Over the past decade, the Court has been diminishing the powers of the federal government over the environment by limiting the scope of that clause, even limiting the application of the Clean Water Act. A completely narrow interpretation could eliminate all environmental laws (e.g., clean water and air, habitat protection) and threaten our civil rights. Roberts has written in favor such a narrow interpretation.

The case concerned a developer who wanted to build a large housing tract in California that would destroy one of the last remaining breeding grounds of the arroyo southwestern toad, threatening its continued existence. The U.S. Courts of Appeals on Washington, D.C., upheld the right to life of the toad species under the Endangered Species Act. But Roberts, in a July 2003 opinion, wrote that the Interstate Commerce Clause, on which the Endangered Species act is based, should not apply to "a hapless toad that, for reasons of its own, lives its entire life in California."

Such a narrowing would threaten the legal basis of the Endangered Species Act. Anti-discrimination legislation is also based on the Interstate Commerce Clause. What about discrimination wholly within one state? Were Roberts to apply a similar narrowing criterion, much of anti-discrimination law would go out the window.

The point is simple. Narrow interpretations can have massive causal effects and be a form of radical judicial activism in the conservative cause. After the Katrina Tragedy, we cannot afford a radically activist Chief Justice with the same philosophy that has failed America so badly. The ultimate moral and political issues apply in both cases. John Roberts as Chief Justice would be a danger to our democracy and possibly to our very lives.

George Lakoff is the author of Don't Think of an Elephant: Know Your Values and Frame the Debate' (Chelsea Green). He is Professor of Linguistics at the University of California at Berkeley and a Senior Fellow of the Rockridge Institute.

© 2005 Independent Media Institute. All rights reserved.
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9/08/2005

If Louisiana Was Florida

From the "American Progress Report"

Between August and September of 2004, four hurricanes -- Jeanne, Charley, Frances, and Ivan -- belted the Florida coast. At the time, President Bush was engaged in a close campaign, with Florida shaping up to be a key battleground state that would swing the election. The Bush administration's response to the four hurricanes was quick and generous; it requested over $12 billion in emergency aid for the state (the outpouring of aid was so generous that the inspector general of the Department of Homeland Security later found millions of dollars in unjustified disbursements, including $8 million given out to people for temporary housing even though they hadn't asked for it). By comparison, prior to yesterday's supplemental request for additional hurricane relief due to Katrina, Bush initially asked for $10.5 billion for the most damaging hurricane in history, four days after Katrina made landfall. Across the board, the comparisons between the administration's actions in the aftermath of the 2004 Florida hurricanes and the recent Katrina catastrophe indicate an uneven response.

BUSH ADMINISTRATION RESPONDED WITH FINANCIAL AID QUICKLY AFTER FLORIDA HURRICANES: Almost immediately after the four Florida hurricanes made landfall, the Bush administration was quick to call on Congress to provide massive resources to the state. The total amount of aid, the New York Times noted, was "more than three times as much as the administration [was] channeling into an urgent effort to provide more security and create more public works jobs in Iraq before the elections scheduled for January there." White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan tried to tamp down allegations that political motivations may have been at play in the quick disbursement of financial aid by citing the enormity of the disaster. "Florida is the first state in 120 years to be hit by four hurricanes," McClellan said. "The people of Florida have been hit hard by these hurricanes, and it's important that the federal government do everything it can to assist and recover in those efforts." Four days after Katrina hit the Gulf Coast, the White House, according to McClellan, was still "making an assessment of what additional funding may be needed," and he could not even offer a ballpark estimate for its initial request.

ADMINISTRATION PREPARED FOR DISASTER IN FLORIDA: While the administration demonstrated through Katrina how not to prepare for a hurricane, Florida offered the opposite lesson. The St. Petersburg Times noted in August 2004 that Bush approved federal assistance for Hurricane Charley "about an hour after the hurricane made landfall." Rescue teams and National Guard troops were on the move to the hardest-hit counties; 11 truckloads of water and 14 truckloads of ice were immediately available. Federal and state officials applauded their increased coordination in responding. One former Florida director of emergency services remarked, "It amazed me how they got over 4,000 National Guard troops in there that quick." As Hurricane Frances followed, FEMA sent out a press release noting that it had pre-positioned disaster response personnel, equipment and supplies "to help those who are displaced or suffer losses." And FEMA made the same preparations for Hurricane Ivan after that. The response to Katrina, however, has left the American public, the media, and members of Congress questioning why those same actions weren't taken in the Gulf Coast as quickly as they should have been.

BUSH ADMINISTRATION PATTED ITSELF ON THE BACK FOR A JOB WELL DONE IN FLORIDA: The White House sought to take credit for the federal response to the Florida hurricanes. McClellan said at the time, "[T]he President has a responsibility to make sure that the federal government is assisting in every way possible. And that's what he's here to do." Bush made five storm-related visits to the state. The White House put out a fact sheet extolling presidential action in response to the Florida hurricanes. In response to Katrina, White House officials have tried to shift blame to state and local officials. Now-embattled FEMA Director Mike Brown gave a commencement address at the Florida Institute of Technology in December, in which he dedicated a large opening section to applauding the work of FEMA in meeting the needs of Floridians. By contrast, Brown "waited a mind-boggling five hours" after Katrina hit to contact Secretary Chertoff, despite identifying the storm as a "near-catastrophic event."

POLITICS PLAYED A PART IN FLORIDA RESPONSE: The Chicago Tribune noted yesterday that top-level FEMA officials have "little or no experience in disaster management," but they do have "strong political connections" to Bush. That experience seemed to help Florida out in 2004, and it may explain why Louisiana was not treated similarly over the past few weeks. The Ft. Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel revealed official records in March that suggested Bush's re-election concerns played a part in FEMA aid. FEMA consultant Glenn Garcelon wrote a three-page memo on Hurricane Frances, against the backdrop of the president's reelection, that said the administration should "develop a communication strategy" to minimize any political liability Bush would face."Two weeks later, a Florida official summarizing the hurricane response wrote that the Federal Emergency Management Agency was handing out housing assistance 'to everyone who needs it without asking for much information of any kind.'"

9/07/2005

Satire from 'The Onion'

God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again

"The Onion' September 7, 2005

Louisiana National Guard Offers Help By Phone From Iraq

BAGHDAD—The 4,000 Louisiana National Guardsmen stationed in Iraq, representing over a third of the state's troops, called home this week to find out what, if any, help they could offer Katrina survivors from overseas. "The soldiers wanted to know if they could call 911 for anyone, or perhaps send some water via FedEx," said Louisiana National Guard spokesman Lt. Col. Pete Schneider. The Guardsmen also "would love to send generators, rations, and Black Hawk helicopters for rescue missions," but, said Schneider, "we desperately need these in Iraq to stay alive." Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld praised the phone support, but noted that it would take months to transfer any equipment from Iraq to New Orleans, saying, "You fight a national disaster with the equipment you have."

Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help

NEW ORLEANS—Federal Emergency Management Agency director Michael Brown, leading a detachment of 7,500 relief workers, moseyed on down to New Orleans Monday afternoon. "Well, I do declare, it's my job to see if any of these poor folks need any old thing," Brown said from his command rocker on the command post porch, adding, "Mighty hot day, ain't it?" Follow-up teams of emergency relief workers are expected to begin ambling into the Gulf Coast region as early as this weekend. "They should be getting the trucks good and warmed up anytime now, and they'll be cruising into town just as soon as all the reservists stroll in," said Brown, who is currently at his desk awaiting offers of food, water, and evacuation buses to roll in from "somewhere or other."

Refugees Moved From Sewage-Contaminated Superdome To Hellhole Of Houston

HOUSTON—Evacuees from the overheated, filth-encrusted wreckage of the New Orleans Superdome were bussed to the humid, 110-degree August heat and polluted air of Houston last week, in a move that many are resisting. "Please, God, not Houston. Anyplace but Houston," said one woman, taking shelter under an overpass. "The food there is awful, and the weather is miserable. And the traffic—it's like some engineer was making a sick joke." Authorities apologized for transporting survivors to a city "barely better in any respect," but said the blistering-hot, oil-soaked Texas city was in fact slightly better, and that casualties due to gunfire would be no worse.

White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters

NEW ORLEANS—Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites attempting to gather food and drink in the shattered wreckage of shopping districts have reported seeing African­Americans "looting snacks and beer from damaged businesses." "I was in the abandoned Wal-Mart gathering an air mattress so I could float out the potato chips, beef jerky, and Budweiser I'd managed to find," said white survivor Lars Wrightson, who had carefully selected foodstuffs whose salt and alcohol content provide protection against contamination. "Then I look up, and I see a whole family of [African-Americans] going straight for the booze. Hell, you could see they had already looted a fortune in diapers." Radio stations still in operation are advising store owners and white people in the affected areas to locate firearms in sporting-goods stores in order to protect themselves against marauding blacks looting gun shops.

Another Saints Season Ruined Before It Begins

NEW ORLEANS—Front-office executives of the New Orleans Saints football team provided a much-needed dose of normalcy Monday when they announced that, for the 23rd year running, the Saints season had been ruined before it began. "I'd say this is even worse than when Mike Ditka traded away all our draft picks to get Ricky Williams," said Saints vice president of pro-personnel operations Bill Kuharich. "But there's one thing we Saints can always rely on: our chances for a winning season being shitcanned before we play a single down. We're proud to have carried on with this tradition despite everything." The National Football League has declined the Saints' "mercy rule" request to be allowed to forfeit all their home games, saying the team must set an example for its home city by being blown out in every contest.

Shrimp Joint Now Shrimp Habitat

NEW ORLEANS—Big Etienne's, a popular stop for New Orleans-style jambalaya, shrimp po' boys, and gumbo, has become a near-perfect habitat for Penaeus setiferus, the ubiquitous white shrimp used in jambalaya, shrimp po' boys, and gumbo. "It's far too early to call this a bright side, but the restaurant's location on the Delta, combined with its rickety, shabby-chic fisherman's décor, have combined to create a serviceable ecosystem for this particular species of marine life," said Juanita Colon of the Federal Department of Fisheries. Colon said if floodwaters recede significantly, many New Orleans parking lots would be suitable locations for the cultivation of dirty rice.

Bush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For Sustenance

WASHINGTON, DC—In an emergency White House address Sunday, President Bush urged all people dying from several days without food and water in New Orleans to "tap into the American entrepreneurial spirit" and gnaw on their own bootstraps for sustenance. "Government handouts are not the answer," Bush said. "I believe in smaller government, which is why I have drastically cut welfare and levee upkeep. I encourage you poor folks to fill yourself up on your own bootstraps. Buckle down, and tear at them like a starving animal." Responding to reports that many Katrina survivors have lost everything in the disaster, Bush said, "Only when you work hard and chew desperately on your own footwear can you live the American dream."

Van Jones: Now Let’s Rescue America: Nine Key Steps | The Huffington Post

TIME TO SHATTER THE OLD CONSENSUS & BUILD A NEW ONE

As we move forward, let us not be afraid to teach America a new song. This is the rarest of circumstances: a genuine teaching moment. Let us take full advantage of it.

The desire to pull something good out of this disaster is neither cynical nor opportunistic. National crises almost always unleash energy for change - in one direction or another. The GOP used our last national disaster – 9-11 – to torpedo the country’s finances, curtail our freedoms and soak Iraq in blood.

By seizing the moment, we can do something positive. We can shatter the present consensus that says “cut social spending to pay for a massive warfare state.” We can re-balance federal spending priorities away from the Pentagon - and toward first-responders, infrastructure and communities. Let nothing stop us from doing this.

Particularly vulnerable now is the right-wing’s strategy to "starve the beast." Republicans have been planning to choke off from tax revenues, so they can forcibly shrink all non-military parts of the government.

That’s what the GOP "tax cut" mantra is really about: leaving the government too broke to pay for social uplift programs. That’s the reason Bush turned the Clinton-era surplus into this mind-boggling deficit. In the end, the rich get the biggest tax breaks. And working people lose essential support and services - like functioning schools, hospitals, roads, bridges, dams ... and levees.

As far as I am concerned, "starve the beast" should drown in New Orleans. The Katrina aftermath shows that we need a functioning government, after all. It proves that over-funding the military and cutting services actually makes us LESS safe, not more safe.

And the aftermath demonstrates that issues of racism, poverty, climate destabilization, petro-chemical poisons and the vulnerabilities of an oil-based economy are not just petty obsessions of the politically-correct crowd. They are life-and-death issues for real people.

FILL THE LEADERSHIP VACUUM: NINE KEY STEPS

In other words: we were right, all along. And Team Bush was wrong, all along. We should make that point, again and again. As we propose our own ideas.

Ordinary Americans were stunned by a huge leadership gap and credibility gap in the Bush White House. By stepping forward immediately, we can fill that gap ourselves.

The following nine steps are critical.

1. Let’s tell America that we want to fully fund FEMA – by rolling back the Bush tax cuts to at least Clinton-era levels. The rich must help secure the country against the next disaster. Reckless revenue cuts that leave us vulnerable must be repealed.

2. Let’s declare that the Katrina’s flood-waters washed the GOP’s proposal to repeal the "estate tax" off the table. There will be no tax breaks for the mega-rich while the nation is recovering from this historic blow - and preparing itself for the next one. Any revenue cuts would both impair the rebuilding effort and risk lives down the road. Let’s declare the repeal of t