VP Shoots Senior Citizen in Face

Bad News: Dick Cheney "accidentally" shot a man Saturday.
Good News: The man was a lawyer.

I wonder if Bush will go hunting with Cheney again.

Seems he values gun safety much as he values mine safety.

Think how many soldiers are now glad that Cheney got his draft deferments.

And to think that people used to be afraid of playing golf with Gerry Ford.

Cheney was just upset that the quails weren't greeting him as a liberator....

None of this would have happened if Bush had only read that PDB titled "Cheney determined to strike in Texas"....

This was merely pre-emptive. Cheney struck Whittington before Whittington could pose a threat to America. After all, you can't wait until the smoking gun is, well, a smoking gun....

Just goes to show you, Guns, don't shoot people, vice-presidents shoot people.

So finally, finally, after five draft deferments and a lifetime spent avoiding combat and getting other people to fight his battles for him -- finally, Cheney has actually shot someone, and it turns out to be someone on his own side.

Although we do our best to target only enemy, some collateral damage is regrettably unavoidable.

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Following the incident, Cheney reportedly claimed that Whittington's ties to the quail were "pretty well established". Despite hitting only Mr. Whittington with his shotgun blast, Cheney was heard to be insisting hours later that the quail, since flown away, was in its "last throes".

He was merely exercising his Second Amendment rights on a 78 year old man. Why do you hate the Bill of Rights?

Cheney claims he is authorized to shoot whoever he wants under the Use of Force resolution.

Bet Cheney is happy that Texas passed tort reform.

Just imagine what the news media would have done if Al Gore had "accidentally" shot a man?

Now we know where the 'undisclosed bunker' is.

It must've been an accident. If it had been intentional the man would've been knifed in the back.

Did Karl Rove tell Cheney this would improve his public approval rating?

Cheney: I don't think Medicare Part D was killing off the old people fast enough, so I decided to help.

Look, you go hunting with the vice president you have, not the vice president you wish you had....

Cheney is now the second Vice President to shoot someone while in office. (Aaron Burr was the first.)

You know what they say, if Dick Cheney comes out of his hole and shoots an old man in the face, 6 more weeks of winter.

I for one will never complain about Cheney duck hunting with Justice Scalia again.