You Might Be a Terrorist If...

This is from the blog 'Donkeyphant'

I have had the unique opportunity of looking at some of this intelligence and I have made a list of things you may or may not know. Trust me, this is being done for our protection.

You might be a terrorist if God tells Bush you are.

You might be a terrorist if after 14 months of torture you admit you are.

You might be a terrorist if you live in the US.

You might be a terrorist if you're Muslim and live in Germany, Italy, United Kingdom, etc, etc.

You might be a terrorist if you're dating someone in a foreign country.

You might be a terrorist if you are calling anyone outside the US.

You might be a terrorist if you own a bank account that has overseas transactions.

You might be a terrorist if you are a Quaker opposing the war.

You might be a terrorist if you are any race and object to the war.

You are a terrorist if you protest the war.

You might be a terrorist if you are Muslim and live anywhere (except Iraq, then you are an insurgent)

You might be a terrorist if you question any part of this administrations intentions.

You are a terrorist if you question the above vocally.

You might be a terrorist if you have ever visited a website from the Middle East.

You might be a terrorist if you have ever talked to a Muslim person.

You might be a terrorist if you object to the violations of your civil liberties.

You might be a terrorist if you have ever .......well let's admit it we probably all are terrorists, it's just that the Pentagon hasn't gotten around to starting a file on us yet.